Delicious Ambiguity

siddman: snooz3r:hadandsappy:(via sleepyfreak22)

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:57:32 -0600

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"When you get something, it’s new and exciting. When you have something, you take it for granted and..."

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:55:41 -0600

“When you get something, it’s new and exciting. When you have something, you take it for granted and it’s boring.”

- Calvin (friend of Hobbes)
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Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:55:23 -0600

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madadmen: “I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:52:49 -0600

madadmen:

“I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul.”

Alec Waugh

BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:50:16 -0600

BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN COLTRANE.

thisworldwemustleave:

John Coltrane - My Favorite Things

omgsexyfood: Mashed potatoes

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:47:23 -0600

omgsexyfood:

Mashed potatoes

I SAW THIS RECENTLY (I KNOW, I KNOW) BUT I WAS MEH ABOUT IT. ...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:45:30 -0600

I SAW THIS RECENTLY (I KNOW, I KNOW) BUT I WAS MEH ABOUT IT. THE BEST SEGMENTS YOU CAN FIND ON YOU TUBE.

dbmurphy:

starhawk:

suicideblonde:

Secretary

dbmurphy: (via fuckyeahslightlyamusing)

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:41:42 -0600

dbmurphy:

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IF I HAD A PENGUIN SUIT, I’D LOVE TO FROLIC IN THE ICEY...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:40:43 -0600

IF I HAD A PENGUIN SUIT, I’D LOVE TO FROLIC IN THE ICEY WATER WITH THEM.

hikenow:

pinkrose:

Antarctica - Color of water is so blue because there is an ice under the water - it makes blue tone.

CLAUSTROPHOBIC ubu507: (via jrmhbky)

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:02:16 -0600

CLAUSTROPHOBIC

ubu507:

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THAT’S A NICE COME FUCK ME POSE. (via mariux)

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:41:22 -0600

THAT’S A NICE COME FUCK ME POSE.

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PICTURES LIKE THIS MAKE ME MISS MY LONG HAIR. happyhowie:

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:33:44 -0600

PICTURES LIKE THIS MAKE ME MISS MY LONG HAIR.

happyhowie:

"The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it."

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:32:40 -0600

“The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.”

- Truman Capote (via art-or-porn) (via siddman)

COME HERE YOU PRETTY THING...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:31:51 -0600

COME HERE YOU PRETTY THING YOU.

amorningofsleep:

arminacriselda:

I ~~want~~ need this. NOW.

Yummo

aplacetolovedogs: based on photo: via dogsarethebestfriends

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:30:22 -0600

aplacetolovedogs:

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Dear Ladies

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:29:40 -0600

AS I WOMAN, I AGREE WITH YOU. I’VE SEEN MY GIRLFRIENDS DO THIS. I APPLAUD YOUR HONORABILITY.

UM, GOOD THING THERE WERE NO SPARKS. HER FOLLOW-UP EMAILS ARE A RED FLAG.

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FUTURE DATES.

siddman:

Do the rest of us a favor. When a guy actually does the honorable thing after two dates and tells you he’s not feeling the romantic spark instead of just pulling a disappearing act (or, if it’s been more then three dates and he pulls The Great Fade) as most childish men (and, well …sometimes me) are wont to do, do not, I repeat DO NOT then send him THREE emails demanding to know why he’s no longer interested. Just gather your dignity and walk away. Sheesh.

Crüe forever. youngmanhattanite:baxterp2:

cosmic-dust: shitgaze

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:46:09 -0600

cosmic-dust:

shitgaze

fuckkyeahchicago: submitted by owlsarenocturnal

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:16:28 -0600

fuckkyeahchicago:

submitted by owlsarenocturnal

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Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:12:49 -0600

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You’re a bad girl, Giada. I don’t care about your Italian family...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:04:22 -0600

You’re a bad girl, Giada. I don’t care about your Italian family pedigree, you’re a baaad girl, almost a Jersey Girl and I would like to hold my cheap grocery store brand pepperoni against you while you admonished me with your big green eyes. You have the smokey eyes of an expensively stuffed lynx. Do you know what a lynx is? It’s like a fox.

Let’s do it on a pile of un-opened boxes of amaretti. Let’s do it high on Limoncello. Or your granddad Dino’s grappa. I want to rip off your deep-v-neck shirt with a micro-plane grater, the kind you recommend for Sicilian lemon rind, and expose your gorgeous poitrine to the steam heat rising from the oven between us. When I think about your marzipan, I have to excuse myself from watching you lean over a bowl of boiling pasta and eat a bunch of cut-rate water crackers.

Then I return, and I think about how I wish you would turn around and pick a penne up off the floor, looking at me over your shoulder as if I am a dish of spumoni. God, Giada, why bother with the food at all? Come to me, creamy and semi-freddo.

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SITE.

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